So as youall know the douches are always invading the internets. So there are only three groups of people you can trust...the douches, the asses, and your friends. So then theres always that idiot who says "Uhhh...i choose the douches" then the asses are like "WTF...f*** this i'm going to youtube!!!" and your friends are like... "Dude we don't need him we'll just watch every episode in a row of Pee-Wee's playhouse!". So then the douches are like "You're such a F***ing p****! We're not actaully you'a friends!" And your left crying and wondering what you did wrong.